Sometime in the last two weeks I finally obtained my Swedish ID. The clowns sent it to my hotel apartment even though I left, and somehow it got redirected to my home. I cancelled my maestro account and opened up a proper bank account with SEB. It only took me what, almost two months before I got everything finally sorted. By the way if you're opening a new account I do not recommend SEB as its interface is entirely in Swedish. You would be better off opening an account in Nordea for example. But I needed to get paid and wanted to get paid asap and SEB were the only ones willing to do it.
I'm finally a "normal" person in Sweden!
By the way, this sort of nonsense is just unacceptable in Singapore. Singapore is incredibly efficient, unlike the clowns here. Don't take my word for it, live there and you will know what it's like. Anyway...