Thursday, March 28, 2024

The year of πŸ”₯!

Wow! I didn't write a single post in 2023.  I've even forgotten the existence of this blog for a period of time.  And what a year that was.  I visited Chicago twice as a CompTIA Subject Matter Expert (SME) and travelled so frequently that I became a Finnair Gold member.  And the perks are quite decent I must say.  Priority queue, free lounge access, additional luggage allowance and more.  Although they've now converted to Avios points... which from what I've read, aren't that great.  But we'll see.

So I'm now (finally) financially independent πŸ”₯.  And it's about time.


Achievement unlocked

I can say a wholehearted fuck you very much to my job anytime.  Which is very nice.  And probably something that I'll do.  As someone working in the bank I can say wholeheartedly that they do not contribute to society in any meaningful way.  The bank's profits are loans.  Period.  > 50%.  They have zero innovation and pretty much suck off the tits of society.  Heck they don't even have money.  It is all loaned into existence.  What that means is that for example if you want to borrow 300K, the bank doesn't have that money.  The magic of fractional reserve banking is that they have only 30K for example, i.e. assuming 10% reserves, but from that they are allowed to loan 300K.  So boom, you borrow 300K, the 300K magically appears in your account from the initial 30K.  You have increased the supply of (fake) money.  Ain't life grand?  What can go wrong from this honestly?  Anyway such is the madness of the bank and the legality of it all.  Such is the madness of society.  People are willing to sell their lives into debt for 30-50-100 years or whatever period to enslave themselves willingly.  In my grandfather's time if you didn't have the cash to buy a home, you SAVE and THEN you buy a home.  No cash?  Sorry, go save!  In today's "society of the insane" (tm) you borrow from the future to buy today and enslave yourself.  Homes aren't worth the amount they are today, they are worth a lot less than what they're stated because it's all funded by debt.

The finance industry is also the industry that charges fees, again sucking off the tits of their clients.  Want to get rich?  Buy this fund from us.  "Only" 1% per year in fees.  If the fund goes down, don't worry, keep holding!  Meanwhile we will still suck our 1% fee forever regardless of what happens.  Imagine if you hire a handyman to fix your car and he tells you that yeah the car is fixed but if it falls apart don't worry, wait a while and it will fix itself.  You'll tell them to take a hike and demand your money back right?  Somehow in this mad society we accept that it's ok to give dumbasses dressed in suits money to manage with zero guarantee of success.  These bloodsuckers can't deliver anything and I refuse to even give them a cent.  Realise that they charge percentages instead of fixed amounts.  Why?  Because even a paltry 1% over time turns out to be HUGE!

So why did I join the bank in the first place?  I joined because there was a special business unit that dealt with modern technology back in 2022, and also I was in a shit company in Sweden.  To be fair thanks to covid I never got to move to Canada so here I am but still absolutely nothing has stopped me from achieving my financial goals.  But now this business unit has been swallowed by the group and boy, it's such a shit position my brain cells die a little bit every time I talk to a work colleague.

If it's one thing I learnt, banks are even worse and even slower than I thought.  The CFO tried to justify his existence in the bank saying they don't make too much profit.  Ha!  Is that a joke or was he serious?!

So anyway now that I've achieved FIRE status I'm just going to chill for a while, no sudden moves.  I need to think about what I really want to do.  Which thankfully since I'm not 65 yet I have a lot of time to.

Today is the prelude to Good Friday so I bid everyone who reads this Good Friday!

Monday, July 11, 2022

Something about Jane Doe

Attention:  Some sense of humour required.

Amongst all the women I've ever dated, everyone is different.


Who remembers this movie?  Hair gel anyone? 😏

Saturday, March 12, 2022

My Russian friend πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί

So I have a Russian neighbour who lives and works in Sweden and she's been here for more than 10 years.  I met up with her recently after she returned from Russia and she this is what she told me.

Once the invasion by Russia was announced she made her way back to St Petersburg where her parents lived in order to take her money out of the bank.  Flights to Russia have been cancelled so she had to take a flight to Helsinki and then a train to St Petersburg (3 hours).  But she had 5 hours to kill before the train at 6am and could not book a hotel as all of them were closed.  So she stayed in a 24 hour convenience store with another Polish lady who caught the same train as her.  She could have stayed at her brother's house but didn't want to bother him as he lives in Helsinki.  Anyway they had to keep ordering stuff in the shop every hour just so they could stay indoors.  Apparently the security guard hired in the store had to keep chasing out the drunks and other unsavoury people who showed up because it was very cold outside.

Monday, March 7, 2022

War what's it good for absolutely nothing ❌

Someone asked me to post something, so here I am posting... yes LinnΓ©a I am talking about you.

Since the last time, April 2021, a few things have happened.  I'm currently at Schibsted in the Cloud governance team that is run by someone who we (in the team, and that's me, a lady from Latvia, and a guy from India who lives in Norway) believe has dementia and has the skills of a brick.  The good news is I am leaving Diabol, my current shit ass consulting company (the company has literally only a few people left, more than half of the company left last year), and joining SEBx in April.  Either 1st April or the 11th.  I'm hoping to start earlier.  Thanks to Anthon my former work colleague for recommending me.

Almost 2 weeks ago war broke out between Russia and Ukraine.  And ever since then it's been just death for no reason other than no reason.  


Why?

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Monday, February 15, 2021

The end of Sinch and the start of H&M

Wow has it been 7 months since I lasted posted?  Damn it looks that way.

So I've ended my stint at Sinch.  It was a company that could be improved on massively.  They wanted me to stay and I said "HELL NOOOS".


When you see a pile of hot poop...

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Back to Sweden soon

So I'm going back to Sweden.  And it's confirmed.  I'm leaving on the 2nd of August.  I have a client that I'll be starting at for 6 months, and that client is Sinch.  Which is formerly CLX communications, which bought over Sinch, and then rebranded itself as Sinch.  It's a communications company.  Discovery Networks turned me down for some reason or another, 2 kids who are junior to me.  Which is their loss really.  Sinch had 4 people interview me.

To be honest I'm not that excited about the position.  I'll be taking over someone else's job, since they're going on paternity leave.  Nothing new that I can't handle.  Devops, infrastructure, AWS, application code, what can I not handle eh...  all these positions nowadays I am so overqualified for it's beyond ridiculous.  I've done so many interviews literally all around the world, probably more than all these people who have interviewed me.

But at least I'll have a job and start to get a salary again after all this time.